!segnahC - Charlie Payne

Typos are probably the most annoying thing on earth. Everyone knows that. You may be thinking, "who really cares about typos? aren't they accidents?" Well yes, they are, but when somebody subtweets "wow you think your so funny" or texts "this band ducking sucks," you immediately judge them for being dumb and it becomes apparent that they will never get into college or have a good life. The solution to this seemingly unsolvable problem is easy: eliminate written language. Apple thought the problem would be solved with the advent of auto-correct, but many instances have been documented where auto-correct did nothing except make text communication even more ambiguous and confusing. I say cut words out entirely. The literacy rate of the country would go up to 100 percent immediately, putting America at the top of the world in that respect. People would no longer waste money on pens and pencils and paper, and accordingly these manufacturers would cease the production of these products, which in turn decreases drastically deforestation and plastic production. More people in America would go to college because they wouldn't be failing written tests or making typos on Twitter. Eliminating written language would also force people to form more personal bonds with each other, increasing an overall sense of community and oneness in America. In effect, this solution would do nothing but good. Down with writing!