Brave Little Toasters- Jessica Nelson

I'd imagine that if my porcelain 2-foot tall doll ever came to life the first thing she would do is have tea with Satan. She is certainly dressed for the occasion, in a long black proper dress, with the pale skin of a corpse, and beady eyes that seem joyless. Then she'd put her idle hands and cold heart to use for the dark side and burn down a church or cut the break line on a train. She's always had a talent for scaring children (or 16 year olds if my room is dark enough) so she'll put the cherry on top of her perfect day by breaking into a daycare and making some 4 year olds wail for their mothers while snacking on all their Cheerios (with a side of their souls) for dinner. Unfortunately for her until her lucky day comes (or the day when someone finally bites on the Craigslist ad) she will remain detained my closet.