Best. Prompt. Ever.
It would not be an exaggeration to say that I have spent the last 4ish years of my life planning for the zombie apocalypse. Strangely enough, I even dream about it. Often. I think that my planning and contemplation is a bit strange because I'm not a violent person in the slightest and I'm very anti gun, so those zombie tv shows are irritating to me(who uses a gun in a zombie apocalypse anyway, they make tons of noise which causes all of the zombies to flock to them.)
If I were to be stuck in a zombie apocalypse, the first thing I would do is get myself a katana. They're silent but deadly. After righting my way through the hordes with my weapon of choice, I would snag a nice all wheel drive car with a full tank of gas and make my way to the nearest place with sail boats and an ocean. I would stock up on dry goods and
water then board the ship and make my way to the Solomon Islands where I would happily live my days perfectly zombie free( this only works with the hope that zombies can't swim, if they can? I'm out before it all starts.)
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