In the event of a zombie attack I would be the most useless
person. Well in most situations I am
the most useless person but…
So instead of even trying to attempt to have a survival plan
ready or marathoning every zombie anything in a futile attempt to educate
myself or trying to prove my worth to a certain prepared, battle ready camper
in 3rd hour I will find the zombies and become one of them.
Does one simply just *become a zombie*? Well for this we
will just assume that’s possible.
I mean it’s the perfect option for me! I can just laze
around terrorizing everybody with my scary zombie ways (wow maybe I should
stock up on some Walking Dead) well that is as long as I don’t die.
Can we just pretend that zombies are also invincible for
this? Maybe I’ll just hang back at zombie base camp and rise through the ranks
as some important leader who doesn't actually do any hand-to-hand combat but
orders people around. Maybe I can fulfill some intense zombie romance drama
with one of the soldiers in the zombie army who is sent out to the most
concentrated fighting areas and I will be devastated and afraid for the life of
my zombie love but as the zombie army general I must do what is best for my
people and wow
I need to get out more.
Is this answering the prompt?
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