We have so much
untapped potential sitting in our orphanages around the world. By the time the
children finally get adopted many have developmental problems or a mental
illness making them much less much less useful to society. I propose we fix
this problem by implementing a training program for these kids. Each orphanage
will be sponsored by a local terrorist group. Members of these organizations
will come to the orphanage on a regular basis to teach the kids about
patriotism and bomb making until around age 10 when they will be put up for
international adoption and matched with a family. All these families will be
from rich nations like America, that the organizations hate, since it requires
$28,000 to complete the adoption process. In the 2 years it takes for the
adoption to be finalized training will continue with specific regard for the
country the children will be sent to. Once adopted the children will be able to
enter the country under no suspicion and carry out terrorist activities, maybe
even waiting a few years until 3 or 4 rounds of trained kids can join forces
and have a larger impact. It’s a win-win because the kids will do work for the
terrorist group and the terrorist group will have incentive to keep the kids
clothed, fed, and well cared for.
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