Lucy Macfarlan

I HAVE NO TALENTS. Seriously I can't think of anything that I'm good at. Or anything I can explain anyway. I'm good at singing, manipulating people, thinking of weird or interesting things. But I'm only good at these things because that's the way I was born, none of those skills are particularly learnable.  Actually I think my biggest talent is being a bad bitch(this is, suprisingly, a learnable thing.)
Step one(option to skip this step if necessary): Be born with a mean looking face. Look like the mean girl from every teen movie ever and everyone will transfer their bad feelings into you. If you weren't born with this face you can just try to look bored and annoyed all the time,
Step two: Roll your eyes constantly. this is so important it deserves its own step.
Step Three: Constantly be sarcastic and take no one and no thing seriously.
Step Four: Be so comfortable with yourself that it makes other people uncomfortable, really try to freak em out.
Step Five: Embrace being a bad bitch and rub it in other people's faces

Optional step: Listen to Beyonce constantly BC she's the OG bad bitch