How to be one helluva doormat
Do you just ever feel like you’re too aggressive? Too take charge? Are you tired of voicing your opinions? Well then maybe you should try being a doormat!
What is that? You don’t know how to be a doormat??
Well why not learn from the best!
- You want to be quiet and inviting. Zip your mouth shut and have that look on your face that just screams welcome!
- Wait for someone to notice you and decide that you would look great as an accessory to their life that they will probably forget about.
- Maintain that inviting, welcoming look as you let people wipe their feet and walk all over you and never say anything about it cause hey, living the dream!
Now you are an expert on being a doormat. Never again will you have ideas of your own or the will to assert yourself as an important being.
But once you master this skill not only will you be able to take a backseat to the roller coaster of life but you can weed out all the fake people in your life who only see you as someone they can walk all over with no regard to the person beneath all the quiet. Because those who truly care about you would never be able to lay you out for others to take advantage of.
*heart eyes*
hahaha
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