Since most of my talents are obscure or hard to teach I decided to go with something I do very rarely, but seem to be quite good at: finishing a season of a show on Netflix in one night.
1. The first step is the hardest, let go of any of the plans you had for the night. You think you are going to do some homework while you watch it? Forget that, take it from me that crap is not getting done.
2. Position a variety of snacks so they are just far enough away that you have to get up and stretch every few hours but you won't physically exhaust yourself, I suggest no farther than 12 ft.
3. Get comfy. Blankets, pillows, sweats, etc. But not comfy enough to fall asleep
4. Make sure you are alone. Another person will only distract you from your goal with things like human contact and conversation.
5. Purchase Netflix.
6. Select a series you can finish in the amount of time you have.
7. Begin watching.
8. Don't stop watching.
9. Collapse into bed when your mission is finally complete.
10. If watching persists for more than 24 hours straight seek medical attention, you may have a problem.
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