How to - Charlie Payne

It's all about isolation, man. It's about being one with yourself, respecting the fusion of your body and mind and keeping them in perfect harmony, man. It's about knowing how inferior to you your audience is, man. The world's a stage--that's Shakespeare, man--and knowing how to be the best is KEY. Step one, stop thinking about it, man. If you keep thinking, you stop doing, if you stop doing, it's impossible to be the best. That's a fact, man. Step two, isolation. Like I said, man, it's all about isolation. Go to a cabin in the woods, discover your place in nature, man, transform the dissonance and monotony of everyday life into an exciting, melodious bar-anthem. Or whatever you want man, it's like that movie, be the master of your own destiny. Isolation, man, loneliness, it's where it's at. It's how you figure this stuff out, man. Step 3, espresso. Screw the cabin, man, there's no espresso machine in the woods. Fuel yourself, stay awake, sleep deprivation is like free drugs, man. Don't get used to life's sweetness, drink espresso to forget your woes. Espresso, cheaper than cigarettes and will actually get you street cred. What could be better, man? Keep yourself in check, check yourself WHEN you espresso yourself. That's the motto, man. Last step, numero four, pop a chillaxative, man. When life gives you Xanax, throw them away and replace them with CHILLAXATIVES, man. You can't control everything, stop stop controlling anything, man. Let your life surprise you, man, stay in your cabin and write songs about hating yourself but don't actually do it, man, stay positive.