Perfect Playlist Assignment 23 - Jacob Faulkner

The perfect playlist: the playlist to play way too loudly through your earbuds when someone annoying is next to you

Keep Away!!! - The Aquadolls
The name should be self explanatory. About 50 percent of the song is just, "Keep away!" A very fun song made by a very fun band, and I recommend them for anyone who wants a good summer band to listen to. If you blast this song, whoever is being that obnoxious oliver will probably get the message.

No Mercy - Makthaverskan
This band has a lot of, "I hate you a lot," and, "I love you a lot," songs. This is one of the most, "I really hate you a lot," songs. I recommend this band if you're looking for a new band that is continues to make music that sounds very similar to Joy Division's "Unknown Pleasure." This song's chorus will probably the most sensible thing to understand from anyone's ears, and mostly the lyrics are just cursing out whoever they are referring to in their song.

Oh My Darling, Don't Cry - Run the Jewels
This band is a force of nature that likes to scream in your face. This song is a very pure example of their yelling. This duo kind of reminds me of Sully and Mike from Monster's Inc., or C-3P0 and R2-D2 from Star Wars. Killer Mike has more of a flow, but isn't as violent and loud in his lyrics. El-P has worse flow, but his lyrics are often more crazy, and definitely unique. This song has creatively aggressive lyrics, all about giving a big screw you to whoever the audience is. And in this situation, that audience will be that one annoying person.

Spread Eagle Across the Block - Death Grips
Death Grips has never been shy with their music. With MC Ride's violently yelled raps against Zach Hill's drums that just have a sense of, "You are terrible," to them, everything about Death Grips comes off as some kind of large insult to the world. Spread Eagle Across the Block is no different. While it does have the, "I hate you," feel to it, it also has more to it that will make that one guy go away that isn't based on the hateful tone of the song. It also has a lot of gross lyrics about having sex with music. It will make that annoying kid go away one way or another.

Tamale - Tyler, The Creator
This song is the perfect ending song to this playlist. The song is basically Tyler just saying he's doesn't care, and that he's pretty much a dick. This song is what you need to put the icing on the cake of the, "go away," mood. Maybe the person thinks, "Man, this guy listens to really weird songs," and isn't getting the picture. With Tamale's disgusting lyrics along with the passive aggressive tone it has, it shows that you, yourself, are just as much as a dick as Tyler is. There is no way they won't get the picture, and they'll have to leave.