Assignment 24 -- Jacob Faulkner

The number one success of this year, and, in my opinion, and it'll be the best success of my life, I figured out how to look good. I look great now. I dress nice, and I found a way to work my face and hair. One year ago, it sure wasn't that bad. Two years ago? Not rocking the personality game, mostly because I was rocking the slime life. Gross. Gross. Three years ago? I don't even remember what I was rocking, but from the pictures, I can easily tell I wasn't rocking much. It was also middle school. I count that as an excuse. Middle school? Gross with a capital g. Anybody in middle school is gross with a capital g. Middle school is like something you have to pick up but it's really nasty. So you get like, the cooking gloves, you get a gas mask, you get a big pair of pliers and you pick it up, and you take it. But it doesn't make it any less gross and unwanted. Failures? Not picking up that study habit I said I was gonna do. Or the work habit in general. However, I did this on time, so that's a plus. Cool.