Assignment 20 - Jacob Faulkner

How to play monopoly
Everyone knows monopoly is a death wish for anyone who try to play this. The game lasts a lifetime and often ruins relationships between the players. These are some how to's on when you get the urge to play Monopoly.

1. Try not to. It's not that great of an activity.

2. If someone calls a certain board piece, just let them have it. Don't discuss it. Try not to call dibs on a piece though, it's better to just talk it out if someone else wants it. It's a very minor part of the game.

3. Do not form alliances. It just turns to a World War situation when someone gains allies and enemies. Just let things go solo the way they are.

4. Buy most things when you first land on them, but ask first if anyone wants it. Someone already might have property on one of the colors you landed on.

5. Try to lose on purpose to make it go faster. No one wants to play a board game for 4 hours.

6. Don't play it. Try to talk people who want to play it out of it. "Lose" the game somewhere. Just don't play it in the first place.